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bonfire 16-02-2011 03:48 PM

Sardar ji Funny Sms.
 
Frnd 2 Sardar:

Sardar Ji Kya Bat Hai Aaj Tumharay Mobile Par Bohat Calls Aa Rahi Hain


Sardar Ji: Fakhar Se!

Yara Aaj Ham Apni Baji ka Mobile Lay Aaya Hai


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Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”


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Sardar k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Sardar: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Sardar: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Sardar: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Sardar: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Sardar: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Sardar: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Sardar: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.

snowwhite 16-02-2011 08:52 PM

Re: Sardar ji Funny Sms.
 
bonfire ye last walay joke mai sardar nahi ata.......aesa to ap kertay hain jab Mula Umer aap k ghar atay hain...:)

bonfire 16-02-2011 10:54 PM

Re: Sardar ji Funny Sms.
 
hehehehehhe Mula hi thay lakin sidha kehna acha nahi lagta. :_abzw:


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Koin Mula Umer

viky 28-02-2011 11:14 AM

Re: Sardar ji Funny Sms.
 
ha ha ha good jokes bonfire


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