Beware of Online Chat Our FRIEND WAS chatting with a female - (Online chat). (Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's) Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today? Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat Hero: wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee. Hero: OK (Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his desk). Manager: Hey, I need some help from you Hero: [This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me. Manager: Could u write a program for me who generates nth prime number, given value of n. would you give this by today evening? Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I give it by tomorrow evening. Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place] (Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...) Female: Hey, I back Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, he's kinda..... Keeps asking stupid tings, tries to give me stupid work.... Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick peoples these managers are!! Hero: Yep, u rite!! Female: Hey, can u do me a favor Hero: *smiles* sure, why not. Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number, given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real urgent for me to work this out Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now. Ok? Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM...!! AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!! |
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