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Teacher in Computer Class: What are the 3 latest versions of JAVA ?

Student: Mar JAVA, Mit JAVA, Lut JAVA..... Ishq main dil kiya jaan bhi, nam teray ker JAVA O JAVA JAVA.

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A Woman was kidnapped and Kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her husband and demanded for money...

Husband replied: I want more proof

I like people like you who like others like me and make the others like me to like others like you..

Think again and again, there is a beautiful meaning in it..

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Wife to Husband: Aj ap office say jaldi kesay aa gaye ?

Husband: Achanak meray boss ko kisi baat per ghussa aya to us nay mujh say kaha JAHANUM main jao... Main foran utha aur ghar chala aya..

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A Man to his friend: My Wife died yesterday... I am trying to cry but tears are not coming out.. What to do ?

Friend: No problem! just imagine she is back...

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Is waqt Pakistan kay 4 baray problems hain..

1. Load Shedding
2. Mehengayee
3. Taliban

Aur

4. Nojawano ko har haftay honay wala sacha piyar..

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Agar kisi ko Matric, Intermediate, BS, MSC, MCS ya kisi bhi papers main number barhwanay hon to mujhay Name and Roll Number send ker daina..





Main Masjid main dua kerwa dunga..

Height of Jihalat..

You take a blade and write your lover's name on your Arms..

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And make a spelling mistake..

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Memon kay baitay ka accident howa to Dr nay kaha: Ap kay baitay ki dono tangain katni peraingi..

Memon sar paker ker baith gaya..

Dr: Kiya howa ?

Memon: Afsos ho raha hay, kal he mainay isay new chappal dilayee thi..[COLOR="Silver"]

Nobody teach volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to arise,
Hurricanes to sway around,
And
No one teaches how to choose wife
Natural disasters just happen!..


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Never say i failed 1000 times, say that i discovered 1000 ways that can cause failure..

Thomas Edison

Moral: Bay Haya ban jana magar apni galati na man'na..

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A Fact!

What is the heaviest burden of life ?

An empty pocket..

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Mainay kahin suna tha kay khoobsurat cheezain dekhnay say insan khoobsurat ho jata hay...to

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Humaisha meri tasveer apnay pass rakha kero

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Wife: Ap ko meri khoobsurti ziada achi lagti hay ya Aqal Mandi ?

Husband: Begum! mujhay to tumhari yeh mazak kernay ki adat buhut pasand hay..

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Bap nay apnay baitay ki talashi li to us ki pocket say Cigrattes, Charas, Naswar or Katrina Kaif ki kuch tasveerain aur buhut sari girls kay numbers niklay, Bap nay baitay ko buhut mara aur poocha kab say ker rahay ho tum yeh sab ?

Baita (Rotay howay): Abbu mainay ap ki jacket pehni howi hay..

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Thousands of yesterdays go,
Thousands of todays go,
Thousand of tomorrows come,

But the believe of student remain same,

"KAL SAY PAKA PARHAINGAY"

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Wife apnay husband say: Ghar main mehman aa rahay hain aur ghar main sirf dal paki hay, to tum kitchen main ja ker bartan gira dena awaz sun kay main poochongi kiya howa to kehna Begum QORMA gir gaya, phir koi bartan girana main poochongi kiya howa to kehna Begum BIRYANI gir gayee phir main kahoongi acha daal to hay na woh lay ao..

Jab mehman atay hain or husband kitchen main jata hay to bartan girnay ki awaz say wife poochti hay kiya howa ?

Husband: Begum daal he gir gayee..

Petrol prices are reduced by 0.50 Paisa / Per Liter...

Hum Zardari Sahab kay bay hud shukar guzar hain, ab is say jo bachat hogi us main hum committee dal ker 1 Chintoo Candy kharidengay..

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Ek bacha apni maa say: Mom! mujhay 10 rupees daina bahir faqeer ko denay hain..

Maa: Kahan hay Faqeer ?

Bacha: Mom! woh bahir khara QULFIYAN baich raha hay..

Maine apne ghar walo ko sub kuch bata dia hai.
wo man gaye hai.
Tum b bata do.
wo b maan jayege
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TAPAL DANEDAR k pack per pure Rs.5/- ki bachat hai.

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qaim rahain to shaan badhati hain.
Or ager toot jaen to koi bhi unhen samait ker apne hath zakhmi nahi kerta
dedicated to all girls
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What an Idea Sir Jee!

To save papers exams should be taken on mobiles instead of sheets because students have more typing speed than writing speed..

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We pronounce 21 as Twenty One,
31 as Thirty One,
41 as Forty One,
51 as Fifty One,
61 as Sixty One,

Thank why not 11 as Onety One ?

Objection by Back Bencher's Association..

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Flirting is the only job in the world, that boy can not include in their CV.. Despite having years of experience and number of references..

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Father to his son: Jao baita meray liye ek Glass Pani lay kay ao.

Son: Nahi Abu main nahi ja raha main game khail raha hoon..

Another Son: Chorain abbu yeh to hay he badtameez, ap khud ja kay Pani pee lain or ek Glass meray liye bhi letay ayen..

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Class main teacher nay kaha: Jo stupid hay woh khara ho jaye, ek bacha khara ho gaya..

Teacher: Kiya tum stupid ho ?

Bacha: Nahi madam ap akaili khari thi mujhay acha nahi laga..

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Lady to Doctor: Mera baita motorcycle say gir gaya hay..

Doctor: I can't understand please speak in English..

Lady: My Londa is Gironda from Hero Honda..

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Sardar to Doctor: Ap nay Nurse buhut achi rakhi hay, us ka hath lagtay he main theek ho gaya

Doctor: Janta hoon, thapar ki awaz yahan tak ayee thi..

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An Ant might be small, but it can bite on your hip..

Can you,

Bite on Ant's hip ?

Moral: Kamzor samajh ker no Panga...

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Mehmaan: Main jab chaye peeta hoon to ap ki Billi mera moun kion dekhti hay ?

Maizban: Yeh buhut chalak hay, apna piyala pehchan laiti hay..

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Baba Ranchorddas on Dosti:

Kabhi bhi dost kay peechay mat bhago, agar bhagna he hay to hamaisha us ki Girl Friend kay peechay bhago, Dost jhak mar kay bhi tumharay peechay ayega..

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Garmiyan aa gayee hain dosto, Apnay sar per geela or thanda kapra rakhna, Dimag per sooraj ki kirnain bilkul mat parnay daina, kion kay bhoosa jaldi aag pakerta hay..

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Sachi Mohabbat kiya hay ?

Jab ap kay Mehboob ki naak beh rahi ho, or ap usay chat lain or apko us ka zaiqa Rafhan Custard jesa lagay to samajh laina you are in Love..

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What a winning Attitude..

3 Ants saw an Elephant coming,

Ant 1: We will kill him..

Ant 2: We will break his legs..

Ant 3: Forgive him guyz he is alone and we are 3..

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Doctor to Pathan: Tumhari sehat kharab hay is liye behtar hay kay tum Cigrrate Noshi chor do..

Pathan: Yeh nahi ho sakta doctor! Cigratte hum phir bhi chor day ga magar Noshi hamara biwi hay..

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Life of a Student..

Josh hay Hosh nahi,
Wallet hay Paisay nahi,
Attendance hay Lecture nahi,
Mobile hay Balance nahi,
Exam hay Tension nahi,
Parhna hay Mood nahi..

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Husband: Tum say shadi ker kay mujhay ek faida to howa..

Wife: (Khush ho ker) konsa faida ?

Husband: Mujhay meray gunahon ki saza duniya main he mil gayee..

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Aj mainay ek jan bachayee..

Wo aisay kay mainay ek faqeer say poocha agar tujhay 1000 ka note doon to tu kiya keray ga ?
Us nay kaha main khushi say mar jaunga.. Main bola: Ja nahi daita..

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English Teacher: Make a sentence using Neither Nor ?

Student: When Girls wear tight fitting dresses Neither they are comfortable Nor we are..

Why in wedding ceremony women sits on left and men on right ?

Because according to the Balance Sheet..

All Assets are on right side and Liabilities on left..

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Father to his son: Is bar tum exams main fail ho ya pass main tumhay Bike zaroor dilwaunga..

Son: (Khush ho ker) Konsi bike ?

Father: Pass howay to Honda CD 70 College janay kay liye or agar fail howay to Yamaha 100 Doodh baichnay kay liye..