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Answer this and prove that u r intelligent

Black is a colour
White is also a color

But Black&White T V is not a colour T V!!


WHY?

Answer It!

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Japani: Hamaray yahan Japan main Train ki timings itni accurate hain kay ap apni watch mila saktay ho..

Pakistani: Hamaray Yahan yeh accurate timings wala Kam KESC (Karachi Electric Supply Corporation) walay ker rahay hain..

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I like people like you
who like others like me
and make the others like me
to like others like you.
Think again & again.
There’s a wonderful meaning in it..!!

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Aftaab ki Tarah Jalta Hon

Wah Wah Wah

Aftaab ki Tarah Jalta Hon

Wah Wah Wah

Aftaab ki Tarah Jalta Hon

Acha! Ab Main Chalta Hon.

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Ek Aadmi ki Ammi ke NIC per Bevah Likh Diya Gaya:
Woh Admi Gusse Main Apne Baap K Saath Nadra ke Office Gaya.
Aur Pathan Manager ko Bola Isay Sahi Kar K Do.
Pathan Manager ne Pistol Nikali Or uske Baap ko Maar Diya.
Aur Bola Ye Lo Sahi Ho Gaya.

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Sardar: Kal meri dadi kunwain main gir gayee thi, buhut chot lagi chilla rahi thi..

Dost: Ab kaisi hain woh ?

Sardar: Theek he hongi subha say kunwain say koi awaz nahi ayee..


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Mujh say kiya galati ho gayee hay yar ?
Why are you avoiding me ?
Atleast week main ek dafa to yad ker liya kero...
Your behavior is really hurting me..

FAQAT TUMHARA

TOOTH BRUSH


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Meaning of Pakistan

P = Pyaar
A = Aman
K = Khush Haali
I = Insaf
S = Security
T = Tarraqi
A = Azaad Adliya
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N = Not Available..


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Mohabbat to hum nay bhi ki hay dost!,
Lekin hamaray saath kuch khaas nahi howa,
TAJMAHAL hum bhi banwa saktay thay,
Lekin hamara BANK LOAN pass nahi howa..


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Ek Sardar chat per say gir gaya.. Doctor ko bulaya to unho nay check ker kay bataya kay "He is dead"..

Kuch dair baad woh Sardar achanak say uth betha or Bola: Main zinda hoon..

Us ki biwi jo pass hi bethi thi boli: Tu chup ker kay laita reh doctor say ziada tu nahi janta..


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Sardar sharab peetay howay biwi say: Tum koun ho ?

Biwi: Pagal ho gaye ho kiya, apni biwi ko bhool gaye ?

Sardar: Nasha har ghum bhula daita hay behen!..

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Old 25-02-2010, 01:39 PM
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January to December
Sunday to Saturday
Am to Pm
My
feelings for u have never changed.......
u....
R....
always....
a HEADACHE to me!!!!


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When u feel lonely and alone &
cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!


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During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?

He is given his last chance to run away.


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Just close your eyes and think of yourself for 10 seconds......
Open your eyes!

Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............


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I wrote your name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote your name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote your name in my heart.............
i got an HEART ATTACK


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your smile can be compared to a flower
your voice can be
compared to a cuckoo
your innocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best


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when I ask u flower,
you give me bouquet

When I ask u a stone
you give me a statue

When I ask u a feather
u give me peacock

ARE YOU REALLY DEAF?


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The human brain is most outstanding thing.......

It

Functions 24hrs 365 days.....

it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love..

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Mujh Say Chand Keh Rha Tha,
Tumhary Dost Nay Tumko Bhula Diya Hai...

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Tmhari Tasvir Bnate Hen To Adhuri Reh Jati Hy

Wah Wah

Tmhari Tasvir Bnate Hen To Adhuri Reh Jati Hy
Kabi Seeng Reh Jate Hen To Kabi Poonch Reh Jati Hy.......

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Never think more about the past, its brings tears, Don't think more about the future, its brings fear... Just think about me, its brings Cheers!

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Boy friend to his Girl Friend: Main tumharay ghar gaya tha mujhay nahi lagta kay hamari shadi ho sakay!..

Girl Friend: Kion meray PAPA say milay kiya ?

Boy Friend: Nahi, tumhari BEHEN say..


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Maths and women are the two most complicated things in this World..

But..

Maths at least has LOGIC...


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Ek baat hamaisha yaad rakhna zindagi main do cheezain hamaisha qismat walon ko milti hain..


1. Baray kano wali desi bakri...

2. Aseel Murgha..


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Dedicated to my lovely friends...

Hazaron mashgalay hain jo mujhay masroof rakhtay hain,
Magar tum log aisay "DHEET" ho kay phir bhi yad atay ho..


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Wife: Main Driver ko job say nikal rahi hoon, kion kay aj main doosri baar martay martay bachi hoon..

Husband: Begum! us bicharay ko ek moqa aur de do..


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Teacher: "Mainay subha ko ek khoobsurat larki dekhi" is ka future tense batao ?

Student: "Main shaam tak woh larki phansa loonga"..


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Wife: Chiragh lay ker bhi dhoondo gay to mujh jesi Bivi sari duniya main nahi milegi..

Husband: Tumhain kis nay keh diya main doosri bar bhi tumharay jesi dhoondhoonga..


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Wo stop pay thi main dekhta raha...

Himat ki us kay pass gaya,

Kaha "CHANDA"

Usnay foran 10 rs nikalay,

Mainay hairat say kaha yeh kiya ?

Usnay piyar say kaha "CHANDA" or kiya..


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Important Note:

Jab kisi ka accident ho jata hay to Doctors or Staff ko yeh mushkil paish ati hay kay, uskay ghar walon ko kesay inform kiya jaye, is liye Doctors tajveez kertay hain kay har shaks apnay mobile main "ICE" kay naam say us shaks ka number save keray, jisay emergency ki soorat main inform kiya ja sakay..

"ICE" stands for "In case of Emergency"..


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1 Admi ka 1 Crore ka bond nikla, company walon nay socha is tarah achanak batanay say khushi say mar sakta hay, is liye ek Memon employee ko bolay, us ko aisay batao kay us ka Heart Fail na ho...

Memon us admi ko ja ker bola: Farz kero agar tumhara 1 Crore ka Bond nikalta hay to tum kiya kero gay ?

Aadmi: Agar aisa howa to adha tumhain de doonga..

Memon khushi say mar gaya..


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Teacher: What is meant by "I Miss you" ?

Student: Miss is ka matlub hay main tumhari Miss hoon..


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Sardar: Mujhay meri shadi per susral walon say BMW mili..

2nd Sardar: Magar teray pass to koi Car nahi hay..

Sardar: Abay Gadhay! BMW ka matlub "Bohot Moti Biwi"


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Sardar to pathan: Yar shadi kay baad larkion ko begum kion kehtay hain ?

Pathan: Simple, shadi kay baad larkion kay saray ghum larkon ko mil jatay hain or woh Be-Ghum ho jati hain..


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Sardar Police Station aya or aa ker bola: Mujhay Arrest ker lo, mainay apni biwi kay sar per danda mara hay...

Police: Woh mar gayee kiya ?

Sardar: Nahi! isi liye to yahan aya hoon ab meri khair nahi..

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