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11-02-2010, 06:26 PM
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Program / Discipline: M.Com | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Answer this and prove that u r intelligent
Black is a colour
White is also a color
But Black&White T V is not a colour T V!!
WHY?
Answer It!
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ladkian kaanch ki chorion ki tarah hoti hai
qaim rahain to shaan badhati hain.
Or ager toot jaen to koi bhi unhen samait ker apne hath zakhmi nahi kerta
dedicated to all girls www.momnagull.com |
15-02-2010, 05:39 PM
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Contact Number: Ask Me! Program / Discipline: Bachelor of commerce Class Roll Number: 00 | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Japani: Hamaray yahan Japan main Train ki timings itni accurate hain kay ap apni watch mila saktay ho..
Pakistani: Hamaray Yahan yeh accurate timings wala Kam KESC (Karachi Electric Supply Corporation) walay ker rahay hain.. |
20-02-2010, 11:22 AM
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Posts: 1,015
Program / Discipline: M.Com | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... I like people like you
who like others like me
and make the others like me
to like others like you.
Think again & again.
There’s a wonderful meaning in it..!!
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ladkian kaanch ki chorion ki tarah hoti hai
qaim rahain to shaan badhati hain.
Or ager toot jaen to koi bhi unhen samait ker apne hath zakhmi nahi kerta
dedicated to all girls www.momnagull.com |
21-02-2010, 02:15 PM
| | Senior Member | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Lahore Age: 39
Posts: 6,663
Contact Number: 03009441339, 03334146191 Program / Discipline: Engineering Class Roll Number: BME-01083029 (The University Of Lahore) | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Aftaab ki Tarah Jalta Hon
Wah Wah Wah
Aftaab ki Tarah Jalta Hon
Wah Wah Wah
Aftaab ki Tarah Jalta Hon
Acha! Ab Main Chalta Hon. |
22-02-2010, 12:35 PM
| | Moderator | | Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Karachi
Posts: 1,015
Program / Discipline: M.Com | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Ek Aadmi ki Ammi ke NIC per Bevah Likh Diya Gaya:
Woh Admi Gusse Main Apne Baap K Saath Nadra ke Office Gaya.
Aur Pathan Manager ko Bola Isay Sahi Kar K Do.
Pathan Manager ne Pistol Nikali Or uske Baap ko Maar Diya.
Aur Bola Ye Lo Sahi Ho Gaya.
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ladkian kaanch ki chorion ki tarah hoti hai
qaim rahain to shaan badhati hain.
Or ager toot jaen to koi bhi unhen samait ker apne hath zakhmi nahi kerta
dedicated to all girls www.momnagull.com |
22-02-2010, 05:07 PM
| | Contributor | | Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: City off Lights (Due to Load Shedding) Age: 40
Posts: 1,689
Contact Number: Ask Me! Program / Discipline: Bachelor of commerce Class Roll Number: 00 | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Sardar: Kal meri dadi kunwain main gir gayee thi, buhut chot lagi chilla rahi thi..
Dost: Ab kaisi hain woh ?
Sardar: Theek he hongi subha say kunwain say koi awaz nahi ayee.. ---------- Post added at 04:47 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:45 PM ---------- Mujh say kiya galati ho gayee hay yar ?
Why are you avoiding me ?
Atleast week main ek dafa to yad ker liya kero...
Your behavior is really hurting me..
FAQAT TUMHARA
TOOTH BRUSH ---------- Post added at 04:53 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:47 PM ---------- Meaning of Pakistan
P = Pyaar
A = Aman
K = Khush Haali
I = Insaf
S = Security
T = Tarraqi
A = Azaad Adliya
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N = Not Available.. ---------- Post added at 04:55 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:53 PM ---------- Mohabbat to hum nay bhi ki hay dost!,
Lekin hamaray saath kuch khaas nahi howa,
TAJMAHAL hum bhi banwa saktay thay,
Lekin hamara BANK LOAN pass nahi howa.. ---------- Post added at 05:02 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:55 PM ---------- Ek Sardar chat per say gir gaya.. Doctor ko bulaya to unho nay check ker kay bataya kay "He is dead"..
Kuch dair baad woh Sardar achanak say uth betha or Bola: Main zinda hoon..
Us ki biwi jo pass hi bethi thi boli: Tu chup ker kay laita reh doctor say ziada tu nahi janta.. ---------- Post added at 05:07 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:02 PM ---------- Sardar sharab peetay howay biwi say: Tum koun ho ?
Biwi: Pagal ho gaye ho kiya, apni biwi ko bhool gaye ?
Sardar: Nasha har ghum bhula daita hay behen!.. |
25-02-2010, 01:39 PM
| | Contributor | | Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: City off Lights (Due to Load Shedding) Age: 40
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Contact Number: Ask Me! Program / Discipline: Bachelor of commerce Class Roll Number: 00 | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... January to December
Sunday to Saturday
Am to Pm
My
feelings for u have never changed.......
u....
R....
always....
a HEADACHE to me!!!! ---------- Post added at 01:31 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:30 PM ---------- When u feel lonely and alone &
cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !! ---------- Post added at 01:32 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:31 PM ---------- During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away. ---------- Post added at 01:33 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:32 PM ---------- Just close your eyes and think of yourself for 10 seconds......
Open your eyes!
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............ ---------- Post added at 01:34 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:33 PM ---------- I wrote your name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote your name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote your name in my heart.............
i got an HEART ATTACK ---------- Post added at 01:36 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:34 PM ---------- your smile can be compared to a flower
your voice can be
compared to a cuckoo
your innocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best ---------- Post added at 01:37 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:36 PM ---------- when I ask u flower,
you give me bouquet
When I ask u a stone
you give me a statue
When I ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE YOU REALLY DEAF? ---------- Post added at 01:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:37 PM ---------- The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
It
Functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love.. |
26-02-2010, 07:26 PM
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Posts: 6,663
Contact Number: 03009441339, 03334146191 Program / Discipline: Engineering Class Roll Number: BME-01083029 (The University Of Lahore) | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Mujh Say Chand Keh Rha Tha,
Tumhary Dost Nay Tumko Bhula Diya Hai...
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Main Ny Muskra K Jawab Diya
"Nahi, chawwal da package muk gya honaa":-) |
27-02-2010, 08:20 PM
| | Senior Member | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Lahore Age: 39
Posts: 6,663
Contact Number: 03009441339, 03334146191 Program / Discipline: Engineering Class Roll Number: BME-01083029 (The University Of Lahore) | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Tmhari Tasvir Bnate Hen To Adhuri Reh Jati Hy
Wah Wah
Tmhari Tasvir Bnate Hen To Adhuri Reh Jati Hy
Kabi Seeng Reh Jate Hen To Kabi Poonch Reh Jati Hy....... |
01-03-2010, 07:12 PM
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Contact Number: Ask Me! Program / Discipline: Bachelor of commerce Class Roll Number: 00 | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Never think more about the past, its brings tears, Don't think more about the future, its brings fear... Just think about me, its brings Cheers! ---------- Post added at 06:03 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:01 PM ---------- Boy friend to his Girl Friend: Main tumharay ghar gaya tha mujhay nahi lagta kay hamari shadi ho sakay!..
Girl Friend: Kion meray PAPA say milay kiya ?
Boy Friend: Nahi, tumhari BEHEN say.. ---------- Post added at 06:05 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:03 PM ---------- Maths and women are the two most complicated things in this World..
But..
Maths at least has LOGIC... ---------- Post added at 06:09 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:05 PM ---------- Ek baat hamaisha yaad rakhna zindagi main do cheezain hamaisha qismat walon ko milti hain..
1. Baray kano wali desi bakri...
2. Aseel Murgha.. ---------- Post added at 06:10 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:09 PM ---------- Dedicated to my lovely friends... Hazaron mashgalay hain jo mujhay masroof rakhtay hain,
Magar tum log aisay "DHEET" ho kay phir bhi yad atay ho.. ---------- Post added at 06:13 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:10 PM ---------- Wife: Main Driver ko job say nikal rahi hoon, kion kay aj main doosri baar martay martay bachi hoon..
Husband: Begum! us bicharay ko ek moqa aur de do.. ---------- Post added at 06:14 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:13 PM ---------- Teacher: "Mainay subha ko ek khoobsurat larki dekhi" is ka future tense batao ?
Student: "Main shaam tak woh larki phansa loonga".. ---------- Post added at 06:16 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:14 PM ---------- Wife: Chiragh lay ker bhi dhoondo gay to mujh jesi Bivi sari duniya main nahi milegi..
Husband: Tumhain kis nay keh diya main doosri bar bhi tumharay jesi dhoondhoonga.. ---------- Post added at 06:19 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:16 PM ---------- Wo stop pay thi main dekhta raha...
Himat ki us kay pass gaya,
Kaha "CHANDA"
Usnay foran 10 rs nikalay,
Mainay hairat say kaha yeh kiya ?
Usnay piyar say kaha "CHANDA" or kiya.. ---------- Post added at 06:31 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:19 PM ---------- Important Note:
Jab kisi ka accident ho jata hay to Doctors or Staff ko yeh mushkil paish ati hay kay, uskay ghar walon ko kesay inform kiya jaye, is liye Doctors tajveez kertay hain kay har shaks apnay mobile main "ICE" kay naam say us shaks ka number save keray, jisay emergency ki soorat main inform kiya ja sakay..
"ICE" stands for "In case of Emergency".. ---------- Post added at 06:34 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:31 PM ---------- 1 Admi ka 1 Crore ka bond nikla, company walon nay socha is tarah achanak batanay say khushi say mar sakta hay, is liye ek Memon employee ko bolay, us ko aisay batao kay us ka Heart Fail na ho...
Memon us admi ko ja ker bola: Farz kero agar tumhara 1 Crore ka Bond nikalta hay to tum kiya kero gay ?
Aadmi: Agar aisa howa to adha tumhain de doonga..
Memon khushi say mar gaya.. ---------- Post added at 06:41 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:34 PM ---------- Teacher: What is meant by "I Miss you" ?
Student: Miss is ka matlub hay main tumhari Miss hoon.. ---------- Post added at 06:44 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:41 PM ---------- Sardar: Mujhay meri shadi per susral walon say BMW mili..
2nd Sardar: Magar teray pass to koi Car nahi hay..
Sardar: Abay Gadhay! BMW ka matlub "Bohot Moti Biwi" ---------- Post added at 06:45 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:44 PM ---------- Sardar to pathan: Yar shadi kay baad larkion ko begum kion kehtay hain ?
Pathan: Simple, shadi kay baad larkion kay saray ghum larkon ko mil jatay hain or woh Be-Ghum ho jati hain.. ---------- Post added at 07:12 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:45 PM ---------- Sardar Police Station aya or aa ker bola: Mujhay Arrest ker lo, mainay apni biwi kay sar per danda mara hay...
Police: Woh mar gayee kiya ?
Sardar: Nahi! isi liye to yahan aya hoon ab meri khair nahi.. |
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