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**usman_latif_ch** · #51 25-01-2010, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emsplanet

Kanjooson ke yahan aisa hi hota hai agar anday loge nahi usse to fir kahin woh aane wala hai.. abhi do din pehle mujhe qurrat ki taraf se anday wale ki aawazien aa rahi thi.. dekho woh leti hai usse to uske ghar ke paas aa ker aawazien deta hai.. and tum kanjoos ho tumhare ghar ke paas nahi aata..

han waise ha tu kuch aesa he chalo ainda sy aa jaya kero ly liya kerunga.....

**Raheel** · #52 26-01-2010, 06:48 PM

Ek Admi apni zindagi say tang aa ker bola: Ay Khuda! Aisi zindagi say to mout achi...

Itnay main achanak wahan kahin say ek Shair (Lion) aa jata hay...

Usay dekhtay hi admi foran bolta hay: Lo ab Banda mazak bhi na keray..

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One boy to another: Yar kal abba nay buhut mara..

2nd boy: Kion ?

1st boy: Pata nahi yaar! mainay to bus itna hi kaha tha KAMINAY.. Film dekhnay chalain ?

**Raheel** · #53 29-01-2010, 02:54 PM

Pagal khanay ka incharge ek Pagal say: Ap theek hain is liye ap ko release kiya ja raha hay, magar buhut afsos kay saath kehna par raha hay kay kal jis pagal ko ap nay swimming pool main doobnay say bachaya tha, aj us nay galay main phanda dal ker khudkushi ker li hay..

Pagal: Us nay khudkushi nahi ki, wo to mainay usay taang diya tha sukhanay kay liye..

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Ek Admi UK gaya Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name ?

Admi: Allah Ditta

Officer: Please say in english.

Admi (kuch dair sochnay kay baad): GOD GIFTED

**Raheel** · #54 30-01-2010, 02:04 PM

A child said to a Salesgirl in a sweets shop: Miss! will you marry me when i grow up ?

Salesgirl smiled and said: Of course when you grow up..

Child: Can't you give your future husband a free chocolate ?

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Our parents have many options to kill us,

Poison,

Sleeping Pill,

Hanging by neck,

Throwing from Building,

But they choose education,

TARPA TARPA KER MARENGAY

**momna gull** · #55 02-02-2010, 01:57 PM

shaan iz remaking titanic with some changes
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in the end he doesnt die but swims across the ocean with heroin in 1 hand and titanic in the other hand

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Raat Chand Ne Mujse Kaha K Tere Sub Dost

Kanjoos hain
Pagal Hain
Ghreeb hain
Faqeer hain
Faltoo hain

Mene Chand ko Ghoora Or Ghussay se kaha

Mujhay pata hai

**usman_latif_ch** · #56 02-02-2010, 06:24 PM

Abhi kuch dair pehle phaatak, Airport, link Road, mall road, defence, wahdat coloni, raeywind road, kalma chok or township ke kuch Areas me na mal00m Afraad ne Mukhtalif Buses ko Roka or Usme Baith kar apne apne Ghar Chalegaye..

**Raheel** · #57 03-02-2010, 10:58 AM

I love to walk in rain, because no one can see my tears (Charlie Chaplin)

I love to walk in Fog, because no one can see, "I am smoking. (Babu Charsi)

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Ek Pathan say kisi nay poocha: Khan Sahab! Radio or Akhbar main kiya farq hay ?

Pathan (Kafi dair sochnay kay baad): Dekh mera bhai! baat hay samajhnay ki, ab Radio main tu Tandoor say Rotiyan to la nahi sakta na...

**momna gull** · #58 04-02-2010, 05:09 PM

I never expect other’s to miss me.
But I will always drop my SMS into their Inbox to show:
I still remember them,
with or without their Love..

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If people criticize you,
hurt you, or shout at you,
Don’t bother, Just remember
In every game audience make the noise,
Not the players

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I may not always love the one who loves me.

But,

I surely do respect their perfect choice…”

**momna gull** · #59 06-02-2010, 03:12 AM

Nikkah ke baad larka molvi se :kitni fee hui

molvi: bewi ki khobsurati ko mad e nazar rakhtay huwey
de du beta

larka: ye lo Rs10

achanak hawa chali aur larki ka naqaab uth gaya...

molvi: beta baqaya to lete jao..........

**Raheel** · #60 10-02-2010, 02:29 PM

Life has so much to teach us...

One famous Chinese poet said: "Shinguyu chi Chongo itima, Shin shun una, Ping pingo ching"

Really touching na ?

Meray to ansu nikal aye thay