Golden Words:

Agar tum usay na Pa sako jis say tum be-hud piyar kertay ho,

To...

Us ka number mujhay de do, shayad meri setting ban jaye..

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Wife: Ajee suntay ho..

Husband: Kiya howa... ?

Wife: Aaj hamaray Munnay nay pehli baar adha jumla bola..

Husband: Acha kiya bola... ?

Wife: KESC ki Maa ki.....

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Bilawal:
baba hamain miskeen huy 2 saal ho gae
mama k qatilo ka pata nae chala

Father:
beta
agr qatilo ka pata chal gya to tm bohot jaldi yatem bhe ho jao gy

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smile to old
means respect


smile to kids
means innocense


smile to friends
means care



smile infront of mobile means
"Putar Chakkar koi Hor ey"

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ladkian kaanch ki chorion ki tarah hoti hai
qaim rahain to shaan badhati hain.
Or ager toot jaen to koi bhi unhen samait ker apne hath zakhmi nahi kerta
dedicated to all girls
www.momnagull.com

<> Its not that i m afraid to die,its that if i die,who will love u as i do.

<> Loving u,was my favourite mistake.

<> Sometimes the memories are worth the pain.

<> Its funny,how a person can break your heart and u can still love him with all the little pieces.

<> The worst feeling in the world is giving all ur love and knowing it will never be returned.

<> You can't buy love but u have to pay heavily for it...

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Teacher to student: kbhi tum ne ullo dekha hai? Sub student class se bahir dekhne lage Teacher ne gusse se kaha: bahir kya dekh rahy ho meri taraf dekho :-D

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Aurat ki zindagi Lambi, Hansti, Muskurati or tension say azad kion hoti hay ?

Q kay Aurat ki koi Bivi nahi hoti..

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Husband & Wife are like two wheels of a vehicle..

If one gets punctured, the vehicle can't move further..

So,

Intelligent Men always keep spare wheel..

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Cute secretary came angrily out of Boss cabin..

Colleague asked: What happened ?

She replied: He asked are you free tonight ?

I said yes & bastard gave me 50 Pages to type..

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Zalim dehshatgardon ki darindgi ka ek aur jeeta jagta saboot;

Mingora, Sawat main Jahanzeb College kay samnay 5 massom students say Gun Point per Naswar cheen li..

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Koi Piyar kernay wala agar dukh day, aur ap ki ankhon main aansu aa jayen to..

Is yaqeen kay sath aansu saaf kerna kay ab is ki aisi ki taisi ker deni hay..

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Stages of Marriages..

1. MAD FOR EACH OTHER.

2. MADE FOR EACH OTHER..

3. MAD DUE TO EACH OTHER..

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Jeevan kay mushkil, kathin or pathreelay raston per koun ap ka sath dega ?

Mummy / Papa
Nahi

Husband / Wife
Nahi

Brother / Sister
Nahi

Sirf or Sirf ap ki Chappal..

A message by BATA Shoes..

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Ek aadmi dairy shop per gaya or bola: Ek kilo bhains ka doodh daina..

Shopkeeper: Janab ap ka bartan chota hay..

Aadmi: Acha to chalo bakri ka he de do..

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Ek Teacher ka group photo bana,

2nd day teacher bachon ko photo dikhatay howay kehnay lagin.. Jab tum log baray ho jao gay to is tasveer ko dekho gay or kaho gay kay yeh Erum hay jo America chali gayee hay, Yeh Sana hay jo ab London chali gayee hay, or yeh Qassim hay jo ab Boorha ho chuka hay..

Is per Qassim ki hat gayee woh bola: Or yeh hamari Miss hain jo ab Intiqal ker gayee hain..

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5 Years
50 Subjects
500 Practicals
5000 Lectures
50000 Insults

A normal Human Being can't do all this.. The remaining abnormals are called DOCTORS..

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India Walo! yad rakho agar next IPL main Pakistani Khilarion ko nahi khilaya..

to

Shaikh Rasheed abhi KUNWARA hay..

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Ek Larki nay ek Larkay ko adhi rat ko sms kiya: Ghar aa jao ghar per koi nahi hay..

Larka chala gaya waqayee ghar per koi nahi tha..

Taala laga howa tha..

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Bapu nay bola: Izzat kerni hay to WIFE ki kero,

Khayal rakhna hay to WIFE ka rakho,

Piyar kerna hay to WIFE say kero,

Magar kis ki WIFE ? Saala yeh Bapu nay nahi bataya..

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Types of smells in Bedroom after marriage..

1st Three Months (Perfumes and Flowers)
After Three Years (Baby Powder, Cream and Lotion)
After 30 Years (Vicks & Iodex)

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Most Intelligent Statement..

I am not scared of proposing a girl, but i am scared about, what would happen if she agrees..

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The Teacher asked, "All right children, who can tell me what a chicken gives?"

Mary answered, "A chicken gives eggs!"

The Teacher then asked, "Now who can tell me what a goat gives?"

And Paul answered, "A goat gives goat milk!"

And finally the Teacher asked, "Well now, who can tell me what the cow gives?"

And Little Johnny replied, "Homework and lessons.!"

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Man: Doctor my wife recently has lost her voice. What should I do to help her to get it back?
Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the morning.

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Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat?
-The Bachelor comes home, takes one look at what's in the refrigerator, and goes to bed.
-The Married man comes home, takes one look at what's in the bed and goes to refrigerator!

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Parent: How did you write your exam?

Son: they have given the questions which I don't know. So I wrote answers which they don't know..!!

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One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.
SON: But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.
MOM: Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.
SON: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.
MOM: Oh! That’s not a r...eason. Come on, you have to go to school.
SON: Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?

MOM: One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

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In 1980,IDBI bank has rejected loan to Mukesh Ambani of ambani group _In 2008 mukesh ambani purchased IDBI bank_ This shows that nothing is impossible now, In 2010 Ufone has rejected my loan of 15 rupees.NOW......JUST WAIT AND WATCH...... :D

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Sahil ki geeli rait per,
mainay us say poocha "Tum bolti kion nahi" ?

Wo Palkain jhuka ker muskuranay lagi,

or Rait per likha,

"Meray moo main GUTKA hay"

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