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Forum: Mobile Stuff 28-09-2010, 09:19 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 45,512
Posted By Raheel
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Super Hit question of 2010..

Larkiyan jab roti hain to Ankhon kay bajaye Moun per kion haath rakhti hain ?

Comments..
Forum: Mobile Stuff 09-06-2010, 10:27 AM
Replies: 112
Views: 45,512
Posted By Raheel
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Examiner: Why are you under tension did you forget your Admit Card or Calculator ?

Student: No Sir! By mistake I brought tomorrow exam’s pharray today…

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Please yeh message itna phailao...
Forum: Mobile Stuff 26-05-2010, 05:52 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 45,512
Posted By Raheel
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Wakeel: Tum nay Police Officer ki hatheli per jalti howi Cigarette kion rakhi ?

Prisoner: Is nay kaha “Kaam kervana hay to pehlay Muthi Garam kero…

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New Style of Proposing:

Boy: Can I...
Forum: Mobile Stuff 14-05-2010, 01:57 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 45,512
Posted By Raheel
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Kabhi Kabhi main sochta hoon, mainay zindagi main kiya kamaya ?
Paisa ?
No,

Name ?
No,

Shohrat ?
No,
Forum: Mobile Stuff 07-05-2010, 08:17 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 45,512
Posted By Raheel
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

If you find a friend better than me,

Go Ahead,

I will not stop you,

But..

If that friend leaves you,
Forum: Mobile Stuff 26-04-2010, 08:53 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 45,512
Posted By Raheel
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

How to grow up a baby to make it absolutely honest, loveable, funny, loyal and an extremely intelligent Kid ?
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Ask My Parents.. :)

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Angel said: I can't be everywhere to help you,...
Forum: Mobile Stuff 23-04-2010, 06:33 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 45,512
Posted By Raheel
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Sahil ki geeli rait per,
mainay us say poocha "Tum bolti kion nahi" ?

Wo Palkain jhuka ker muskuranay lagi,

or Rait per likha,

"Meray moo main GUTKA hay"
Forum: Mobile Stuff 17-04-2010, 12:27 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 45,512
Posted By Raheel
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Man: Doctor my wife recently has lost her voice. What should I do to help her to get it back?
Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the morning.

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Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat?...
Forum: Mobile Stuff 16-04-2010, 03:33 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 45,512
Posted By Raheel
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Aurat ki zindagi Lambi, Hansti, Muskurati or tension say azad kion hoti hay ?

Q kay Aurat ki koi Bivi nahi hoti..

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Husband & Wife are like two wheels of a vehicle..

If one gets...
Forum: Mobile Stuff 25-03-2010, 04:07 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 45,512
Posted By Raheel
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Golden Words:

Agar tum usay na Pa sako jis say tum be-hud piyar kertay ho,

To...

Us ka number mujhay de do, shayad meri setting ban jaye.. :)

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Forum: Mobile Stuff 24-03-2010, 04:57 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 45,512
Posted By Raheel
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Newton's Sixth law of KAMINAPUN..

Every KAMINA continues to do KAMINAPUN unless or until a thappar or a sandal with a velocity of 200 m/s hit upon his head by a lovely girl. This forced is called...
Forum: Mobile Stuff 24-03-2010, 03:06 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 45,512
Posted By Raheel
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So, when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, "What's the trouble?"

"I went out this...
Forum: Mobile Stuff 22-03-2010, 04:50 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 45,512
Posted By Raheel
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Trick to Richness

If your mother is a poor woman,
it is your fate but,
if your mother-in-law is a poor woman,
it's your stupidity.

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Forum: Mobile Stuff 19-03-2010, 03:09 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 45,512
Posted By Raheel
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

I studied but never topped, today toppers of the best universities are my Employees...

(Bill Gates)

Neither i topped, nor i study, but today i am President...

(Professor Khapay)
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Forum: Mobile Stuff 17-03-2010, 02:03 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 45,512
Posted By Raheel
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Friends in the heart are Worst Residents!.

1. They Capture Heart... (Qabza Group)
2. They pay no rent.. (Muft Khoray)
3. They did not vacate easily.. (Dheet)
4. When they leave the place, its...
Forum: Mobile Stuff 17-03-2010, 01:47 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 45,512
Posted By Raheel
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Load Shading ki Fazilat..

Generator, UPS & Candle ka karobar kernay walon ki amdani main izafa,

Mobile Charge na honay say balance ki bachat,

TV na dekhnay say gunhahon main kami,

Sab'r...
Forum: Mobile Stuff 16-03-2010, 06:05 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 45,512
Posted By Raheel
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Why in wedding ceremony women sits on left and men on right ?

Because according to the Balance Sheet..

All Assets are on right side and Liabilities on left..

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Forum: Mobile Stuff 15-03-2010, 01:35 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 45,512
Posted By Raheel
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

What an Idea Sir Jee!

To save papers exams should be taken on mobiles instead of sheets because students have more typing speed than writing speed..

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Forum: Mobile Stuff 10-03-2010, 06:49 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 45,512
Posted By Raheel
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Petrol prices are reduced by 0.50 Paisa / Per Liter...

Hum Zardari Sahab kay bay hud shukar guzar hain, ab is say jo bachat hogi us main hum committee dal ker 1 Chintoo Candy kharidengay.. :)
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Forum: Mobile Stuff 09-03-2010, 03:40 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 45,512
Posted By Raheel
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Nobody teach volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to arise,
Hurricanes to sway around,
And
No one teaches how to choose wife
Natural disasters just happen!..


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Forum: Mobile Stuff 09-03-2010, 12:53 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 45,512
Posted By Raheel
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Height of Jihalat..

You take a blade and write your lover's name on your Arms..

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Forum: Mobile Stuff 05-03-2010, 06:12 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 45,512
Posted By Raheel
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

I like people like you who like others like me and make the others like me to like others like you..

Think again and again, there is a beautiful meaning in it..

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Forum: Mobile Stuff 02-03-2010, 03:56 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 45,512
Posted By Raheel
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Munna Bhai: Aay Circuit! "Yeh apnay Ghandi Jee Qameez kion nahi pehentay thay" ?

Circuit: Bhai bolay to! "Gandhi Jee bhi apnay zamanay kay Salman Khan thay"

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Forum: Mobile Stuff 01-03-2010, 07:25 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 45,512
Posted By Raheel
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Likhay ja rahay thay magar edit kernay main mujhay problem hoti to yeh easy tha meray liya :)
Forum: Mobile Stuff 01-03-2010, 07:12 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 45,512
Posted By Raheel
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Never think more about the past, its brings tears, Don't think more about the future, its brings fear... Just think about me, its brings Cheers! :)

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