Some most important but funny and realistic statements...

[Raheel]

Teeth said to Tongue "If I just press you little hard, you will get cut.
Tongue replied: "If I misuse one word against someone, then all the 32 of you will come out at once"
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Students are more genius than teachers.......
Because teachers complete their syllabus in 1 yr & student in just 1 day
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Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can't search
the chappals u lost at the temple.
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Boy: Boys are always more intelligent than girls
Girl: Any proof?
Boy: We always say intelliGENT, have u ever heard telling intelliLADY..??;-)
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Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER........
Immediately after Marriage!!
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A great love story..
Hero loves heroine,
but heroine loves villain,
but villain loves hero's sister,
But hero's sister loves heroine brother
but heroine brother loves villain sister
but villain sister loves hero's brother.
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An old man's T Shirt Quote
"I am not 60... I am 16 with 44 years of EXPERIENCE"
Think Different, Problems common to all but Attitude makes Difference.
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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately Needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my Gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, And noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod..
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