Sardar Jee..

[Raheel]

Sardar declares:
.... . . I will never marry in my life &. . .
.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . .. .




A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran away
Sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka
de raha hai'.






Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml
now it's 2 ltr.



Santa went to Mysore palace.
Tourist guide - Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - Oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!..


Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call..



One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!


Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.



2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both
copied.



Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal....." Finally he wrote the
conclusion.......
..... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"


A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"


2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....


A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......


A scene from Kohn Benega Crorepati....
Amitabh : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : Liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS...


Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ...
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .



2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.



Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.



Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.



Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken..
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.


At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?



Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '



In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....



Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

[Raheel]

Sardar : My mobile bill how much?

Call Centre Girl : Sir, just dial 123to know current bill status

Sardar : Stupid, not CURRENT BILL MY MOBILE BILL.



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Friend : I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!

Sardar : Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!



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Teacher : Which is the oldest animal in world?

Sardar : ZEBRA

Teacher : How?

Sardar : Bcoz it is Black & White



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Judge : Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..

Sardar to judge : U R coming daily, don't U have shame?



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Question : "Should Women have Children after 35?"

Smart Sardar Replied : "No!

35 Children R More than Enough!!"



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Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.

Manager : Do U know MS Office?

Sardar : If U give me the address I will go there sir.



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Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"

Sardarji replied: "I Mr YOU" !!.



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After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's

Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:

"Torch is okay"



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Sardar1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?

Sardar2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.



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Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .... While its landing he shouted: " Bombay

... Bombay "

Air hostess said : "B silent."

Sardar : "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"



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Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"

Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...! !!



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Sir : What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Sardar : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE