Nice Thoughts ( Good Qoutes )

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Nice Thoughts

Living on Earth is expensive,

But it does include a free trip around the sun every year.


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Birthdays are good for you;

The more you have, the longer you live.


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How long a minute is...

Depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.


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Ever notice that the people who are late are often

Much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?


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If ignorance is bliss,

Why aren't more people happy?


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Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.


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If WalMart is lowering prices every day,

How come nothing is free yet?


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You may be only one person in the world,

But you may also be the world to one person.


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Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.


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Don't cry because it's over;

Smile because it happened.


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We could learn a lot from crayons:

Some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull,


Some have weird names, and all are different colors

But they all have to learn to live in the same box.


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A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.


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Happiness comes through doors

You didn't even know you left open.