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Old 13-07-2010, 11:54 AM
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Cool Tintu Mon...

Sardar: Do u know how 2 swim?
Tintumon: No.
Sardar: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?
Sardar: For sure!
Tintumon: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog?

****

Tintumon called FM radio & said "I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur….
Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?
Tintumon : no……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him…

****

Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the
zoo. The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are,
and Tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression. "Dad,"
Tintumon said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up
…"
"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.
"What bus should I take home?" tinumon finished.

****

Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"

****

Prof: chemical symbol of Barium?
Tintumon:BA
Prof: For sodium?
Tintumon:NA
Prof: what will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atom of NA combines?
Tintumon:"BANANA ”

****

teacher: Write the passive voice of " I made a mistake"
Tintumon: " I was made by a mistake"

****

Tintumon went to his Dad's Friend's home late night.
Uncle offered him to Sleep in Baby's room.
Tintumon refused because the Baby might Cry at Night and went to sleep
in the drawing hall.
Next morning he saw a Beautiful young Girl at the breakfast table,
Tintumon : Who are you?
The girl replied,"I am Baby and You??"
Tintumon : I am a Stupid!!!

****

A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"
Tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI BAMBA"
professor: "i dont understand anything"
Tintumon: "same 2 you"

****

Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal !

****

Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Tintumon: Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!

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