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After The Women Day... 21 Attachment(s) A man was SICK and TIRED of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. And further jealous of her, as she received lot of Women's Day wishes and compliments He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: Attachment 14713 "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.Amen!" Poof!!! God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. Attachment 14714 The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, Attachment 14715 cooked breakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids, Attachment 14716 Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast, Attachment 14717 Packed their lunches, Drove them to school, Came home and picked up the dry cleaning, Attachment 14718 Took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, Attachment 14719 Went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries, Attachment 14720 Paid the bills and balanced the check book... Attachment 14721 He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then, it was already 1.00pm Attachment 14722 And he hurried to make the beds... Attachment 14733 ...do the laundry... Attachment 14723 vacuum, Dust, And sweep and mop the kitchen floor... Attachment 14724 .Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and... Attachment 14725 ...got the kids organized to do their homework. Then, Attachment 14726 set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30pm, Attachment 14727 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad... Attachment 14728 ...rolled meatballs and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, Attachment 14729 He cleaned the kitchen, Ran the dishwasher.. . Attachment 14730 ...Folded laundry, Bathed the kids, And put them to bed. At 9.00pm, Attachment 14731 He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: Attachment 14732 "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, Oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!" The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait NINE MONTHS, though. You got pregnant last night." GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD BELLY LAUGH AND TO A MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT !!! |
Re: After The Women Day... Moral of story: Dua soch ker mango.. :rollinglaugh: |
Re: After The Women Day... lol |
Re: After The Women Day... yeh lagta ha koi old age ki story likhi ha ajkal tu mojain he kertein hain...wifes :) ghar k kam bhi admi or bahir k bhi...lolzzzz |
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