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usman_latif_ch 19-02-2010 06:02 PM
``` spell cHeck ```
 
This is a borrowed one...hilarious from Thingos..

( This is for those of you who very kindly write in,

correct my spelling errors and suggest I get a 'spell checker.'

You can't say we never listen to advice at Thingos')


Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.



Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.


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