Twinkle Twinkle little star; 3 funny versions
 

Version 1
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
you ara chanda and I am star,
night is meant for sleeping yaar,
So take a Pillow so ja yaar.

Version 2
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
Teri girl friend gai bazar,
Usko mil giya dosara yaar,
Abh tu baith kay makhiyan maar,
Tooba tooba astaghfaaar,
Twinkle Twinkle little star.

Version 3
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.