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Brick Recruitment !! (joke)

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?

Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
The room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze
The situation.

If they are counting the
Bricks.
Put them in the accounts
Department.

If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing ..

If they have messed up the
Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the
Bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the
Bricks at each other.
Put them in operations.

If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks
Into pieces.
Put them in information
Technology.

If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried
Different combinations, yet
Not a brick has
Been moved. Put them in sales.

If they have already left for
The day.
Put them in marketing...

If they are staring out of the
Window.
Put them on strategic
Planning..

And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each
Other and not a single brick
Has been
Moved.

Congratulate them and put them
In Top management

Re: Brick Recruitment !! (joke)

foki bhai saab please kabhi koi company mat kholna warna aap to aise recruitement ker logay or companyy k nayya doob jaye gi

Re: Brick Recruitment !! (joke)

Dear momna for your kind information i am already running a company and all the things are going fine still now. I think you still don't see my signature.

Regards,

Quote:

Originally Posted by momna gull (Post 16374)

foki bhai saab please kabhi koi company mat kholna warna aap to aise recruitement ker logay or companyy k nayya doob jaye gi

Re: Brick Recruitment !! (joke)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foki (Post 16382)

Dear momna for your kind information i am already running a company and all the things are going fine still now. I think you still don't see my signature.

Regards,

hahahahh

signature say kia pata chalta hay...

Quote:

QUICKLINX
WIRELESS

House# 341, Block-H, Hazrat Usman Street, Sabzazar Scheem, Multan Road, Lahore.

Tel: 042-37495200, Fax: 042-37495200, Cell: 0321-848 4454..

apkay ghar ka address aur phone number hay..

aur aik website ka name hai..
abh humain kia pata kay yeh website kis ki hay....

Re: Brick Recruitment !! (joke)

yeh wesite ek company ki ha....:)

Quote:

abh humain kia pata kay yeh website kis ki hay....

Re: Brick Recruitment !! (joke)

lolz...

Waisay kuchh theek lag raha hay yeh method :)

Re: Brick Recruitment !! (joke)

jaisey aap ko ye shak hai k main girl hoon ya nahi mujhe bhi shak hai k aap ye company own kertay ho ya nahi
wese by the way kia exactly same method use kertay ho recruitmnet k liyaae jese aap ne suggest kia hai?

Re: Brick Recruitment !! (joke)

Funny very funny. Go to the site and check the contact us webpage you will find the proof from there that I own this company. But how you will proof that you are a Girl and please dont mind that I say this are you really girl or ............. No dear I did not still try this method to recruite any employee.

Regards,

Quote:

Originally Posted by momna gull (Post 16407)

Re: Brick Recruitment !! (joke)

i dont feel it is neccessary to give you any proof that i am a girl

Re: Brick Recruitment !! (joke)

Quote:

Originally Posted by momna gull (Post 16433)

i dont feel it is neccessary to give you any proof that i am a girl

yes, of course you should not