Kanjoos Makkhi Choos Kanjoos: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Kanjoos:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de A Kanjoos on his death time. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, I’m here My sons & daughters ru all here? Yes, Papa Kanjoos:To phir brabar wale kamre ka pankha kyu chal raha hain 1 Kanjoos 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA! Kanjoos ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi. Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia. Ab k bar Arbi ne laddu ki sweet gift kiye, Kanjoos:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di? Arbi:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon dor raha hay Shadi me 1 Kanjoos bahut der tk khata raha, Kse ne pocha bhae kb tk khaty rhogy? Kanjoos: Yaar me khud kah kha k thak gya hun pr kya kron card me lkha tha "Dinner 7 to 10pm Kanjoos to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q lerahe ho Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha. Titanic ke saath kanjoos bi dubh raha tha or hass bi raha tha Dost : Arey tu has kyu raha hain? Kanjoos : Shukar hain maine return ticket ni khareeda tha http://www.nannu.info/forum/images/smilies/lolhaha.gif http://www.nannu.info/forum/images/smilies/rofl.gif __________________ :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::b anana::banana::banana: |
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