Daring Hubby (joke) wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband: Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her husband... 'Buy me a surprise for my birthday!' she said. 'Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!' Happy and excited she was counting down the days to her birthday. And on the day she finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought.... http://bzupages.com/picture.php?albu...pictureid=3042 A WEIGHING MACHINE The poor guy is dead today, and his wife's in jail for murder! |
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