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.BZU. 10-08-2008 10:29 AM

SQL QUERY FUNNY (Read this)‏
 
WeddingQuery........ ........ (SQL Style)
HUSBANDS QUERY

CREATE PROCEDURE
MyMarriage (
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) )
AS
BEGIN

SELECT
Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE
FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire'
AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND
BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null
AND Sisters =Null



SELECT
Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance
FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout
SETMyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal

UPDATE
MyLocker
SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold

INSERT INTO
MyCarShed VALUES('BMW')
END
GO


Then the wife writes the below query:


DROP
HUSBAND;
Commit;





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