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usman_latif_ch 04-04-2009 12:20 PM

A man 2 pathan: PTCL mai aur mobil mai kia faraq hai?


Pathan boht soch kr:
PTCL mai number ungali sy dial krty hain aur mobil mai angothy se.
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Teacher: kal School se chuti kyun ki?

Student: Sir mehman aye huay tha...

Teacher: O i see!

Student: Sir oh i Hondi tay main aj v na aanda...,,


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,Story,

Ak Dafa Hum un k Ghar gae
(wo soe hoe the)



Phir ek Dafa wo Hamare Ghar ae,
(Hum soe hoe the)



Moral:-)
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Jaisa kro ge, vasa baro ge

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Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?
Mat kaho bura usko
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Kisi aur se "DOSTI" kro,
DAFA kro usko.


usman_latif_ch 12-04-2009 12:29 PM

Re: Joke!!!
 
2 bachon ki Maa teesri dafa shadi kar rahi thi...

Nikah k wakt chota bacha ronay laga...

Maa boli: chup ho ja, warna agli dafa sath nahi laon g



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