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.BZU. 13-11-2011 01:57 PM

A silly tourist and a boat guy
 
A silly tourist asked a boat guy:
do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology ?
The boat guy said:
NO to all the questions.
The tourist then said:
What the hell you know on the face of this earth ? You will die of illiteracy !!
After a while, the boat started sinking, so the boatman asked the tourist :
Do you know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodilogy ?
The tourist said: NO !!
The boat guy replied:
Well you will Drownology and Crocodilogy will eat your bodiology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology !


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