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A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we
cut off a man's kidney ; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he
is looking for work."

The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the
brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks
he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of
the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2
weeks he is looking for work."

The Pakistani. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues,
you are way behind us....in Pakistan (about two years ago) we grabbed a
person with no brains, no heart,....we made him President of
the Pakistan , and now.......the whole country is looking for work!!!!!!"