Awesome S/W Quotes.. UNIX is simple. But It just needs a genius to understand its simplicity. -Dennis Ritchie ________________________________________ Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable. —Ralph Johnson ________________________________________ Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. -Fred Brooks ________________________________________ It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; It's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free. -Steve McConnell ________________________________________ The trouble with the world is that the stupid are sure, and the intelligent are full of doubt. -Bertrand Russell ________________________________________ If debugging is the process of removing bugs, Then programming must be the process of putting them in.. -Edsger Dijkstra ________________________________________ You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic; You cannot have both at the same time. –Bertrand Meyer ________________________________________ There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works. -Alan J. Perlis ________________________________________ Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight. -Bill Gates ________________________________________ The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time. -Tom Cargill ________________________________________ Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs. The Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning. -Anonymous ________________________________________ Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work. Practice is when something works, but you don't know why it works. Programmers combine Theory and Practice: Nothing works and they don't know why. ________________________________________ The Six Phases of a Project: • Enthusiasm • Disillusionment • Panic • Search for the Guilty • Punishment of the Innocent • Praise for non-participants |
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