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Raheel 02-07-2010 11:45 AM

Never be Over Smart...
 
A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked at door,

A lady opened it. Before she could speak,the salesman rushed into the living room & emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet:Ohhhhhhhhhh

Salesman: Madam,if Im unable to clean this up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner in next 10 sec, i'll EAT all this Shiit

Lady: Do U need Chilli Sauce with that shit ?

Salesman:why?

Lady: Because there's no electricity in house


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