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Qurrat-ul-ain

24-03-2009 01:05 AM

1 Pakistani...........

Pakistani hon di Mushkilan..

1 . Ghar which Punjabi bolo

2 . School which Urdu bolo

3 . Parcha Angrezi which hal karo

OR or Or :tired:

4 .Maran tu baad Hissab Arbi which

Haaye O Rabba......... :thinking:

.BZU.

24-03-2009 01:11 AM

Re: 1 Pakistani...........

hmm...

Hamara Ghar main Bhai say Urdu bolo,
Ammi say Saraiki Bolo
Abbu say Jhangwi bolo
university friends say Urdu Bolo,
Baaqi aap nay jo likha hay waisay he hai...

BSIT07-01

24-03-2009 01:12 AM

Re: 1 Pakistani...........

hahahahaha :D

usman_latif_ch

24-03-2009 07:59 AM

Re: 1 Pakistani...........

Quote:

Originally Posted by BZU (Post 6378)

hmm...

Hamara Ghar main Bhai say Urdu bolo,
Ammi say Saraiki Bolo
Abbu say Jhangwi bolo
university friends say Urdu Bolo,
Baaqi aap nay jo likha hay waisay he hai...

waoww...apko 6/7 languages ati hain phir tu
mujahy tu urdu, punjabi or english bhi sahi nahi ati....:brutal55vp0:

Qurrat-ul-ain

24-03-2009 03:29 PM

Re: 1 Pakistani...........

Tu iss main kissi aur ka tu koi Qasoor nahi hai Aapko English bhi nahi aati.....:spaz:

usman_latif_ch

24-03-2009 04:28 PM

Re: 1 Pakistani...........

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qurrat-ul-ain (Post 6393)

Tu iss main kissi aur ka tu koi Qasoor nahi hai Aapko English bhi nahi aati.....:spaz:

english.....hm ...nahi ati sahi say bas tooti phooti
urdu bhi nahi ati na sahi say tu english kahan say aye gi bolnay ki bat or ha per mein pure languages ki bat ker raha hn hm mein say zada ter mixed boltay hain bohat kam sahi urdu or sahi punjabi boltay hain

.BZU.

22-06-2009 12:06 AM

Re: 1 Pakistani...........

Quote:

Originally Posted by usman_latif_ch (Post 6399)

hmmm...
Main nay suna hay kay aap aaj kal ems ki friend Ran say English aur chines language ka course kar rahay hain... :)

Ali Riaz

22-06-2009 10:52 AM

Re: 1 Pakistani...........

r u sure?
usman bhai chinese bhi sikh rae hein?
:whistle:

.BZU.

22-06-2009 10:55 AM

Re: 1 Pakistani...........

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ali Riaz (Post 9685)

r u sure?
usman bhai chinese bhi sikh rae hein?
:whistle:

Chines sekhnay ka tu confirm nahi,but english ka tu confirm hay.actually usman and ems ko aik chines friend mili hai... sara din raat usay kay khawab daikhtay rehtay hain... kabhi kabhaar mobile par bhi chatting kar letay hain... ;)

Qurrat-ul-ain

22-06-2009 11:59 AM

Re: 1 Pakistani...........

Tu y chinese say kiya bat kerte hon gay............I mean kese......

Ali Riaz

22-06-2009 02:03 PM

Re: 1 Pakistani...........

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qurrat-ul-ain (Post 9687)

Tu y chinese say kiya bat kerte hon gay............I mean kese......

Aisey.... c sha shung,, pa dha ni ?:lol4:

wha usman ji,, kia baat he,, ap tu ilam hasil krny waqie hi chiny k paas chal die :lol4:

usman_latif_ch

22-06-2009 03:48 PM

Re: 1 Pakistani...........

Quote:

Originally Posted by .BZU. (Post 9686)

waise kuch zada nahi ho gaya ....hehehehe
kyoun shadi sy pehly he mera kabara kerwana ha .....:deadhorse:
(agar wsny post perh li tu...bas gaya kam sy....lol)
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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ali Riaz (Post 9694)

Aisey.... c sha shung,, pa dha ni ?:lol4:

wha usman ji,, kia baat he,, ap tu ilam hasil krny waqie hi chiny k paas chal die :lol4:

chinese sy punjabi mein bat kerta hn na wsko smjh ati ha na mujhy chinese ki.....:)

waise achi english bol leti ha khair mujh sy tu bat kam he kerti ha ems ki deewani ha....ha na ems...? or ems ko tu china any ka bhi bola ha
kab ja rahy ho...?:baby:

SHAKEEL

23-06-2009 01:12 PM

Re: 1 Pakistani...........

salam

Muzammil

23-06-2009 02:39 PM

Re: 1 Pakistani...........

Quote:

Originally Posted by .BZU. (Post 6378)

hmm...

Hamara Ghar main Bhai say Urdu bolo,
Ammi say Saraiki Bolo
Abbu say Jhangwi bolo
university friends say Urdu Bolo,
Baaqi aap nay jo likha hay waisay he hai...

Aur koi language bachi hui hai to woh bhi count ker lo.. :1tongue:

Quote:

Originally Posted by .BZU. (Post 9686)

Oye.. khwab kaun dekhta hai..mujhe kya chinese mili hai khwab dekhne ke liye.. ab wohi pagal hui bethi hai to me kya ker sakta hoon.. jaan hi nahi chorti.. bus aate hi mic pakarh ke beth jaati hai.. bolta hoon ki yaar kaam kerne de phir bhi jaan nahi chorti.. isiliye to usman ko introduce kerwa diya hai.. ab yehi laga rehta hai uske saath.. aur ab pehle din hi cell number degi aur roz sms karegi to kya banda kuch replies bhi na kare sms ke.. abhi 3 hours dimaag khaa ker shopping ke liye gayi hai.. :lol4:

Quote:

Originally Posted by usman_latif_ch (Post 9714)

waise achi english bol leti ha khair mujh sy tu bat kam he kerti ha ems ki deewani ha....ha na ems...? or ems ko tu china any ka bhi bola ha
kab ja rahy ho...?:baby:

Haan yeh to hai english achchi hai Ran ki.. aur uski friend Alan ki bhi to achchi hai jo mujhe shy kehti hai.. ab bande me kuch to baat hogi jo larkiyaan jaan nahi chorti.. ab kisi ko nahi qadar apni to kya keh sakte hain.. woh kehte hain na ghar ki murgi daal barabar.. waise tum hi plan bana rahe the china jaane ka.. bada usdin uske country ki taarif ker rahe the.. me sun raha tha sab.. sirf mute kia hua tha.. kaam kerne ke liye.. baqi baatien sab sun raha tha ki kaise tum ran ko sheeshe me utar rahe the..waise ran ne tumhare pic nikalne ke liye naya camera buy kia hai kal.. ab jaldi se webcam ka intezam kerlo to woh tumhari pic nikal le bichari ko kitna armaan hoga tumhe dekhne ka.... waise..qatl hona hai tumne jaldi fiqr na karo.. :lol4:

Ali Riaz

23-06-2009 04:06 PM

Re: 1 Pakistani...........

oye huee kia baat he usman sahaab? :24_shocked:
haan?

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usman_latif_ch

23-06-2009 04:37 PM

Re: 1 Pakistani...........

Quote:

Originally Posted by emsplanet (Post 9785)

Aur koi language bachi hui hai to woh bhi count ker lo.. :1tongue:

Oye.. khwab kaun dekhta hai..mujhe kya chinese mili hai khwab dekhne ke liye.. ab wohi pagal hui bethi hai to me kya ker sakta hoon.. jaan hi nahi chorti.. bus aate hi mic pakarh ke beth jaati hai.. bolta hoon ki yaar kaam kerne de phir bhi jaan nahi chorti.. isiliye to usman ko introduce kerwa diya hai.. ab yehi laga rehta hai uske saath.. aur ab pehle din hi cell number degi aur roz sms karegi to kya banda kuch replies bhi na kare sms ke.. abhi 3 hours dimaag khaa ker shopping ke liye gayi hai.. :lol4:

Haan yeh to hai english achchi hai Ran ki.. aur uski friend Alan ki bhi to achchi hai jo mujhe shy kehti hai.. ab bande me kuch to baat hogi jo larkiyaan jaan nahi chorti.. ab kisi ko nahi qadar apni to kya keh sakte hain.. woh kehte hain na ghar ki murgi daal barabar.. waise tum hi plan bana rahe the china jaane ka.. bada usdin uske country ki taarif ker rahe the.. me sun raha tha sab.. sirf mute kia hua tha.. kaam kerne ke liye.. baqi baatien sab sun raha tha ki kaise tum ran ko sheeshe me utar rahe the..waise ran ne tumhare pic nikalne ke liye naya camera buy kia hai kal.. ab jaldi se webcam ka intezam kerlo to woh tumhari pic nikal le bichari ko kitna armaan hoga tumhe dekhne ka.... :lol4:

Webcam ki tu zaroorat nahi wo tu pehlay sy he ha....laqin wsko tu mein night dreams mein waise he deikh jata hnga....(bhoot ban ker) lol

.BZU.

24-06-2009 09:41 AM

Re: 1 Pakistani...........

salam.

Quote:

bolta hoon ki yaar kaam kerne de bolta hoon ki yaar kaam kerne de phir bhi jaan nahi chorti.

Hindi main boltay ho usay kiya khaak samjh aa ay gi... aap bhi na...

Quote:

abhi 3 hours dimaag khaa ker shopping ke liye gayi hai..

So want to claim that you have no brain. am i right?
Oh, when i read this i was thinking that you are just kidding. because aap ka demagh wo itnay door baith kar kaisay kha sakti hay...

But when i have read this sentence in next paragraph,

Quote:

me sun raha tha sab.. sirf mute kia hua tha.. kaam kerne ke liye............................... waise..qatl hona hai tumne jaldi fiqr na karo..

i really surprised... yeh kaisay mumkin hay kay koi banda mute laga kar awaz sun sakta hay... ;)

Muzammil

24-06-2009 11:45 AM

Re: 1 Pakistani...........

Quote:

Originally Posted by .BZU. (Post 9802)

salam.

Hindi main boltay ho usay kiya khaak samjh aa ay gi... aap bhi na...

Hindi me nahi bolta.. waise usne kuch words mujhse sikh bhi liye hain.. jaise 'Kaise Ho' ek dum perfect bolti hai yeh words:awub: usman se poocho ek din bol rahi thi.. 'Kaise Ho Usman'

Quote:

Originally Posted by .BZU. (Post 9802)

So want to claim that you have no brain. am i right?

Haan yaar ab tumhe pata chala itne dino se bol raha hoon tumhe..:mind:

Quote:

Originally Posted by .BZU. (Post 9802)

But when i have read this sentence in next paragraph,

i really surprised... yeh kaisay mumkin hay kay koi banda mute laga kar awaz sun sakta hay... ;)

Aqal lagao.. skype per microphone mute kerne ki option hoti hai. me uski baat ker raha hoon.. isiliye bolta hoon thora so liya karo abhi yeh haal hai pata nahi tumhara aage kya hoga.. :hopmad:

usman_latif_ch

24-06-2009 12:25 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by emsplanet (Post 9806)

Aqal lagao.. skype per microphone mute kerne ki option hoti hai. me uski baat ker raha hoon.. isiliye bolta hoon thora so liya karo abhi yeh haal hai pata nahi tumhara aage kya hoga.. :hopmad:

ems yeh apka agay sy kya hoga ka kya matlab ha..........?:300:
yani apko lagta ha kuch .....keh kuch or bhi hoga....hehehe

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