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snowwhite 02-02-2011 06:02 PM

sheikh to sheikh Doctor
 
sheikh to sheikh Dr: ap ki fee kitni hai??

Doctor: pehli mertba any ki 500 nd 2nd time free

Patient: to fir aap samjhean k mai 2nd time aya hon

Dr: to fir aap wohi dawa khaty rahen jo mai ne pehli bar ap ko di thi..:)

bonfire 02-02-2011 07:35 PM

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Patient :- Dr Sahib Us dawa say aram nahi aya, to aya hoon.
Ab kia karay ga Apka Dr:)

snowwhite 03-02-2011 06:29 PM

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wo simply ye kahay ga k ap ki dosage kuch kam thi...ab se aap 2,2 pills subha, dupeher, sham khaya karean...INSHAALLAH afaqa ho ga:)

bonfire 03-02-2011 07:17 PM

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Patient :- Dr sahib mujay aram nahi ah raha Us dua say, Chakar ah jatay hain. Bahoosh ho jata hoon. Meharbani kar k ap dusri dua likh dain.

:1tongue:


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Usman bahi, baray thanks shanks Hum bhi hain Idher :):yahoo:

usman_latif_ch 03-02-2011 07:56 PM

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............:)
ap thanks waly kaam tu karain apko bhi khud ba khud thanks mil jayn gy......:doh:

bonfire 03-02-2011 09:32 PM

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:) IS KA MATLAB KAAM KAR DIA JO MILA HAI :). Usman bahi samaj ah rahi hai mujay :);)

usman_latif_ch 03-02-2011 09:41 PM

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but mujhay smjh nahi aa rahi ha bonefire ....:((((

bonfire 04-02-2011 06:47 AM

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Acha bahi chorain Isay. Apna khayal rakhain.

Salman Mushtaq 04-02-2011 09:09 AM

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lu g bonfire bhai hum nay app ko akaila nahi chora thanks par thanks kiya ,, ab khush ,, usman bhai tou bas larkiyun ka hi sath daitay hain ,, pata nahi kiyun in ko larkun say dushmani hai ,, mue lagta hai yay muje salma api bas awain hi khetay han asal main yay khud larki hai han meri skype par call bhi attend nahi kartay is ka matlab usman bhai larki han ... in ka naam kiya hu ga phir ,,

usman_latif_ch 04-02-2011 09:15 AM

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mera pc aksar on rehta ha or mein nahi hota or itefaq sy ap call bhi tb he kerty ho jab mein nahi hota.....salma apiiiiiiiiiii.....

bonfire 04-02-2011 10:36 AM

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Salman bahi ap nay soch main daal dia hai. SACH KEH RAHAIN HAIN AP Usman Bahi . Tabhi main khaonn. :flirt:

usman_latif_ch 04-02-2011 10:54 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bonfire (Post 29729)
Salman bahi ap nay soch main daal dia hai. SACH KEH RAHAIN HAIN AP Usman Bahi . Tabhi main khaonn. :flirt:

mein tu sach he kehta ....salma apiii ko shak he rehta ha

bonfire 04-02-2011 12:19 PM

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acha chalain phir theek hai.

snowwhite 04-02-2011 02:20 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bonfire (Post 29706)
Patient :- Dr sahib mujay aram nahi ah raha Us dua say, Chakar ah jatay hain. Bahoosh ho jata hoon. Meharbani kar k ap dusri dua likh dain.

Bonfire aap kehaen sheikh to nai hain....itnay bahany..:(

Salman Mushtaq 04-02-2011 02:33 PM

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hahahhahahahha shiekh ,, shiekh koun takar c tan zehar ki koun charsi

bonfire 04-02-2011 03:07 PM

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hahahahahah je bilkup theek pechana

main sheikh nahi Qureshi hoon.

Salman Mushtaq 04-02-2011 03:09 PM

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unhun nay kahain sahi phechana ,, ulta shak kar rahi hai qureshi sahib

bonfire 04-02-2011 05:19 PM

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Salman bahi ab Har gai hain na as Doctor To mujai Sheikh bana dia. Samja karain Salman bahi.

Salman Mushtaq 05-02-2011 10:58 AM

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oh hahahha han na main ab samja ... wah ,, snowwhite batahain ab kiya karna hai ...:yahoo::yahoo:boys are best chayay sheikh hun qureshi hun arahien hun mareez hun ya doctor:yahoo::salamweldone bonfire bhai weldone:salam:yahoo::yahoo::1tongue::coolgleamA::l ove::scared:

bonfire 05-02-2011 05:03 PM

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hahahahha :lol4:

Boys always win. :baeh:

snowwhite 05-02-2011 07:23 PM

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well not boys bt sheikh won.....:)

ok Dr said: ap dawa k sath dhoodh piya kerean, ye jo cheazean aap bta rahy hain wo sab weekness ki waja se hota hai..:)

bonfire 05-02-2011 08:10 PM

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:mind::mind::mind::mind::mind::mind::mind: Main pagal ho jao gaan. nahi khani ap ki dua. rakhain apnay pass. :th_malismajlic::th_malismajlic::th_malismajlic::t h_malismajlic::th_malismajlic::th_malismajlic::th_ malismajlic::th_malismajlic::th_malismajlic: " Dr hi theek nahi. Angoor khatay hain" :brutal55vp0::brutal55vp0::brutal55vp0::dizzy:

KOI BACHAY, Salman,Umer,Usman Bahi koi haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

Mula Umer 05-02-2011 08:32 PM

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:23n: janab shiekh ky bary main kuch kehny sy pehly ye soch lain k: i am mula umer and am also shiekh, wo joke mery bary main bi ho skta hai :23n:

snowwhite 06-02-2011 10:01 AM

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nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiii........................

Mula umer ye aap k baray mai nahi hai.....believe me...:acry2:

@Bonfire: Dr calls peon nd says: esay baher nikal do or receptionist se keh do k aienda se entry kerny se pehle cast bhi pooch lia kary......:naughty:

Salman Mushtaq 06-02-2011 10:32 AM

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yes yes bhai this is true ,, girls are loser girls are loser

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aur shiekh larkay hi hotay hain ,, aur mula bhai yay snowwhite mujay private chat main bata rahi thi k yay message mula umer k oper hi hai kiyun k mula sh hai aur buhat kanjoos hai etc etc etc etc kasam say

snowwhite 06-02-2011 10:40 AM

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salma api aap kitni "phapha kutni" hain...kab ki mai ne aap se chat.........muje khud ab pata chala hai k Mula Umer sheikh hain...

Salman Mushtaq 06-02-2011 10:48 AM

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acha yad nahi kal 10 baje ,, app nay mujay kaha k yay mula kitna kanjoos hai ,, aik rupee ki cheez kharidnay par bhi 10 mint sochta hai ,, kiya yay jhoot hai bolain:FU1::a321::a321::FU1:

usman_latif_ch 06-02-2011 10:48 AM

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darasal inko larai ka koi bahana chaheya hr ek sy wohi talash kr rahy hain....

Salman Mushtaq 06-02-2011 10:51 AM

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nahi nahi ,, main sacha insaan hun aur hamesha sach ka hi sath daita hun aur jo such hai wo such hai

usman_latif_ch 06-02-2011 10:53 AM

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salma api ap peechy kisi ki kisi k sath chugliyan kerty hain or apna ullo seedha kerny k liye bad mein kuch batain nikal kr yahan share kr dety hain.....hmmmmm
bilkul jahil auraton wali adat.....

snowwhite 06-02-2011 02:46 PM

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thanxxx usman aap se ziyada salma aapi ko kon janta ho ga..:)

Mula Umer aap "shar pasand anasir" (salama api) ki baton mai na aye ga...

bonfire 06-02-2011 03:21 PM

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hahahahah Mula Umer fire fire fire Sab ko Ura do.

usman_latif_ch 06-02-2011 05:26 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by snowwhite (Post 29879)
thanxxx usman aap se ziyada salma aapi ko kon janta ho ga..:)

Mula Umer aap "shar pasand anasir" (salama api) ki baton mai na aye ga...

inko ab kn nahi janta.....:)

Salman Mushtaq 07-02-2011 07:22 PM

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snowwhite marzi hai janab ab app apni bat say mukar rahi hai ,, mula bhai snowwhite ko shoot kar du ... jhoot ki saza katal hai heheheheh:DON::cya:

usman_latif_ch 07-02-2011 07:33 PM

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jhoot ki saza qatal kahan sy aa gai...yeh knsa law ha .....

Salman Mushtaq 07-02-2011 07:39 PM

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chalu app nay yay tou mana k snow white jhoot bol rahi hain ,, aur qatal is liyay k umer bhai har waqt duuuush suuuush kartay rehtay han ,, in ki picture main in k hath main talwar jaisa kuch hain aur fire marnay ka in ko buhat shooq hai isi liyay qatal ... laikin snow white apni baji han lihaza sirf hath kat daitay hain kiyun sonw white

usman_latif_ch 07-02-2011 07:48 PM

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ab jhoot bolny ki saza hath katna bhi nahi ha....apny apny he qawaneen bana liye hain....sb sy pehlay apko saza milni chaheya.....
or mein ny kuch nahi kaha kn jhoot bol raha ha kn sach yeh tu apko he behtr pata hoga

bonfire 07-02-2011 09:46 PM

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hahahahhaha Mula sab ko ura do, pehlay Usman phir Salman phir Snowwhite phir mujay chore daina.

snowwhite 07-02-2011 10:29 PM

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ap ka no.to Bonfire sab se pehlay hona chahye bkoz ap hi ki waja se ye sab sheru hoa tha....:)

usman bilkul theek keh rahy hain ap, salma aapi ko sakhat saza honi chahye...

bonfire 07-02-2011 11:35 PM

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Hehehehehe chalo theek hai salma api ko hi de do


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