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only Pathan can do that....:) Pathan interview dene gya Q: ap kitnay behan bhai hain? pathan: ham 9 behan bhaie hain Q: un mai ap ka No.kon sa hai pathan: Zong ka:lol4::lol4::lol4: Pathan ne apny sary doston ko sms bejha Mera mobile number change ho gya hai pehlay tha Nokia 1100 or ab hai Nokia 6030 eslye pleez muje Nokia 6030 pe sms bhejna:lol4::lol4::lol4::lol4: |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) hahahaha Genius Pathan ka muqabla koi nahi kar sakta. Race dekhtay hue Pathan ne dosre se pocha, "Inam kis ko mile ga" 2nd "sb se aage wale ko" Pathan "to phir peeche walekyun bhag rahay hain"...? |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) lolzzzzzzzzzz.....:) |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) 1 Attachment(s) hhahaha lolx what do you think about this one... ;D never mind.... bro...:D5: |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) yay ghalat bat hai pathan hamaray bhai hain aur buhat bahadur hotay hain ,, watan k liyay har qurbani daitay hain app pathan ki jaga sardar use kiya karu thanku:D2: |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) sardarni salma apie use kia karain.. hahhahaha:flirt: |
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Re: only Pathan can do that....:) shabash hai sb ko tnx to salman............. aur ghor talab baat ye hai k aik pathan to SALMAN MUSHTAQ ko salman kehta hai aur PUJNABI-MULTANI usay Salma Aapee................. aap hi apni adawon pe zara ghor kren ham agar arz krengay to shikayat hogi aik pathan............................. |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) pathan to teacher: if black is a color and white is also a color then why black and white T.V is not colored......?? teacher shoched....:24_shocked: pathan rocks...:mind::mind: ab khush.......... |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) hahahhahahaha yahain pathan k jaga salman tha sms main app nay jan boj k replace kar diya salman ko pathan say yay app nay acha nahi kiya ... main nay mula umer say rifal kharidi hai try app par kahun ga aur ab mujay pata chal gaya yay jo app jalous jalous kheti rehti hain na asal main app muj say jalous hoti hain ... han ab mujay pata chal gaya |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) good............ wesey pathan ka zehn kese chalta hai ye ap say zyada kon samj sakta hai .. jis ne apne ghar baitey baitey apko apke botany department k teachers k hehaviours tuk bta diey...............:boxing1::boxing1::th_254: |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) well man I said pathan rokssssssssssss...:) @salman: or salma api aap ka name es joke mai tha "teacher to salman: btao Pakistan k kitnay Provence hain...... salman: 4 Teacher: very good, pehli dafa thek jawaab diya hai, chalo ab un k name bhi bata do salman: Mshriq, magrib, shmal,janoob......:1tongue: |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) o hahahha very funny waysay bhi ab 4 sobay nahi hain pakistan k 5 sobay hain for your kind information |
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Re: only Pathan can do that....:) hhahahhahahhahahahhaa ......, yay bhi theeak hai ,, abhi app ka waqt hai urha lu jitna urhana hai maira mazak jab meri bari ay gi tou main bhi nahi churoun ga kisi ko remember my basti hhiihihihihihi:fight::th_ex_laugh12: |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) Doctor> Ap ka weight kitna hay? Pathan> Chashmay k sath 75 Kilo Doctor> Waisay kitna Pathan> O Kocha Waisay hum ko Dikhai nahi deta |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) Sardar to doctor : Doctor sahib kiya is ainak ko laganay k bad parh sachun ga ,, doctor: g bilkul bilkul sardar : tou phir theek hai warna un parh ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) Wantsmile ap ki asey hi tareefean ker rahy thy salman werna ap ne bhi pathan k name se thread upload kia hoa hai |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) ham "aisey hi" kisi ki tarif nhi kia kartey....warna to multan bhara parha hai "aisey wesey" logon say. aur jahan tuk pathan aur sardar ji ka taluq hai to sardar ji ka to mai nhi keh skta lekin pathan dil k sachey, munafiqat say khali, dil ki baat zban par laane waley, dunya ki chalaakion say katrane waley log hen. aur jahan pe dunya ki chalaki aur jhoot khatm hota hai wahan say unki sachayi shuru hoti hai waqt maqtal say mri laash uta layaa thaa logo mai apni gwahi mai khuda laaya thaa |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) bas ab mazeed tareefean na kerean werna es per bhi joke ban jaye ga becharay pathano ka....:) |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) hi hi..........jalne ki boo yahan saat samandar paar tuk arahi hai...toba toba ---------- Post added at 09:24 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:23 PM ---------- ye hai pathan aur punjabi k bardasht mai farq |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) Pathan New York Gaya Wahan Aik Building Mein Aag Lagi Dekhi Tou Kaha Tm Log Neechey Kood Jao Mein Pehelwan Hon Pakar Longa Pehle Aik ßacha Gira Usne Pakar Liya Phir Aik Admi Gira Usse ß Pakar Liya Phir Aik Kala Admi Kooda Tou Pathan Nai Chor Diya 0r Kaha ... . Oye Jali Huyi Lashen Mat Phenko !!! ;) ---------- Post added at 09:33 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:32 PM ---------- heheheheh Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai hue. Dono birthday party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay, . . . . . . “Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain“ ---------- Post added at 09:34 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:33 PM ---------- Pathan:Hm 35 Behn Bhai Hain... Girl: Kia Tumhare Ghar Family Planing Waly Nahi Aye Thy... Pathan:Aye Thy! Hum Sub Sipara Parh Rahy Thy Wo Madrsa Samjh Kar Wapas Chaly Gaye.. ---------- Post added at 09:35 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:34 PM ---------- 1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya Koi kehta mri shalwar Koi kehta meri qameez 1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho? Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya. ---------- Post added at 09:37 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:35 PM ---------- 1 Pathan Darwaze pe Gun Liye Khara Tha: Wife: Yahan Kyon Khare ho? Pathan: Shair k Shikaar pe jaraha hun Wife: To jao na. Pathan: Kaise jaon, Bahar Kutta Khara Hai. http://forum.xcitefun.net/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif ---------- Post added at 09:37 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:37 PM ---------- Pathan: O Yara! Ye Bakra Kitne Ka Hai? Aadmi: 28000 Ka. Pathan Hairaan Ho Kar: .. .. .. .. .. Camera Wala Hai? |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) hahahaha.........,,bonfire bas karean...:) |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) Ek Pathan Bandooq Le Kar Machchli Ka Shikaar Karny Jungle Main Gaya. . . . . . . . Jao Rey Tum Bhi Pathan Nikla, Joke To Uppar He Khatam Ho Gaya Tha. ---------- Post added at 09:40 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:39 PM ---------- Chalain theek hai :) |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) Aik pathan ko log maar rahe hotay hain ... kisi nay pocha kiyun maar rahay hu ... tou pata chala k pathan sahib subha say poch rahay hain k yay valintine day ki namaz kitne baje hu gi:huh: |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) pathan: aj mai ne apni class ki sab se khubsurat larki phansaie hai Dost: wo kese...... Pathan: mai ne kagaz ka jahaz bana ker urha diya, wo sidha ja ker teacher ki naak pe laga Dost: pher?? Pathan: teacher ne gussay se pocha, ye kis ne uraya hai to mai ne us ka name bata diya . . . . "Phans gai bechaari"....:) |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) .....us ke bad teacher ne kaha "snowwwwww kaan pakarh" bechari bht ajeeb lag rahi thee poori class k saamne..tobba tobba |
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lagta hai bonfire ko PATHAN FOBIA ho gya hai ksi pathan ne bht TANG kia hai shayid |
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chalain ap Irshad karain koi. |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) sorry bonfire.... ham hansaane walon say lateefe sun'ne ke aadi hen...khud nhi sunaate ksi ko lekin pathano say agr ap apni TAWAJU hata den to shayid kch acha be mil jaye best of luck |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) Pathano say tawaja, kehna kia chatay hain ap. Kia banda joke bhi post nahi kar sakta. koin Snowwhite ap kia kehti hain. |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) jokes aik 2 hon to acha lagta hai.... wesey kabi punjabion ka joke be bnaya hai ap ne......? apko kese lagega agr koi ap ki qom k peechey parh jaye aur joke pe joke bnata rahey |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) OHHH HOOO to ap pathan hain hehehehehehhehe Tabhi itna bura laag raha ha. Or agar itna hi bura laag raha hai to snowwhite ko THANKS nahi kehna tha, unho nay bhi Pathan per joke post kiya tha. Lagta hai Muj say koi dushmani hai.:thumbsdown: ---------- Post added at 09:50 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:49 PM ---------- pathan: aj mai ne apni class ki sab se khubsurat larki phansaie hai Dost: wo kese...... Pathan: mai ne kagaz ka jahaz bana ker urha diya, wo sidha ja ker teacher ki naak pe laga Dost: pher?? Pathan: teacher ne gussay se pocha, ye kis ne uraya hai to mai ne us ka name bata diya . . . . "Phans gai bechaari"....http://bzupages.com/images/smilies/anismile.gif The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to snowwhite For This Useful Post: http://bzupages.com/images/id/mod.gifbonfire (03-03-2011), WantSmile (03-03-2011) |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) nhi jan. dushmani to kbi ksi say nhi kee...pathan to saarey pakistanion, balke saarey dunya ki musalmano ko aik jesa samjte hen mai to just balance ki bat kr raha hun..k har jaga balance acha lagta hai ..chlo ap ko be thanks kia...ab khush aur snow k joke ke neechey mere comments be nazar agye honge apko...... |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) ok Thanks. |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) want smile dil pa mat lay yar!!!!dil pa mat lay!!!!!!:whistle:.... waisay aik bat btaooon tumharay jokes sa bhter hi hain...jalnay ki bo..kan pakray snow white na..yay kia hai ...tum bolo yar freedom ha tumhay bhii lakin humorous nt senseles!! or han dil pa nai laijana!!!:bnana: |
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wapas aya to logon ne pucha k wahan shetaan ko kanker bhi maray thy?? punjabi: kanker te mai nai maar sakya, per mai galaan raj kadiyan si.....:1tongue: u may sahre thousands of jokes about punjabians, I'll never mind, nd above joke wazn't insulting I guess,nd I shared it here only because I dont wana creat another thread with the name "pathan" |
Re: only Pathan can do that....:) Thanks Snowwhite, haan je wantsmile ab kidher gayib ho gain ap. :yippie::bangin: Snowwhite zindabaad :wave2: |
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mai idhr hun bonfire......chaahe jesi be FIRE ho..baagne walon mai say nhi |
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