"I invented it, Bill made it famous."
David Bradley (wrote the code for Ctrl-Alt-Delete on the IBM PC)


"Java is C++ without the guns, knives, and clubs"
James Gosling, co-inventor of Java


"Keyboard not found. Press < F1 > to RESUME. "
Source unknown (appears in many common BIOSes as a real error message)


"There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
unknown


"A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier to program in than some that do"
Dennis M. Ritchie


"Always program as if the person who will be maintaining your program is a violent psychopath that knows where you live."
Martin Golding


"Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature."
Bruce Brown

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