BZU PAGES: Find Presentations, Reports, Student's Assignments and Daily Discussion; Bahauddin Zakariya University Multan Right Header

HOME BZU Mail Box Online Games Radio and TV Cricket All Albums
Go Back   BZU PAGES: Find Presentations, Reports, Student's Assignments and Daily Discussion; Bahauddin Zakariya University Multan > Entertainment & Enjoyment > Chit Chat > Stories,Novels & Kahaniyan

Notices

Stories,Novels & Kahaniyan Share and Read All sort of Stories/Novels Online at bzupages.com


Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Rate Thread Display Modes
Old 22-02-2010, 01:58 PM   #1
If have an E.mail Then ..........
momna gull momna gull is offline 22-02-2010, 01:58 PM

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The
HR
manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
"You
are employed" he said."Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the
application to fill in, as well as date when you may start. The man
replied
"But I don't have a computer, neither an email." I'm sorry", said the HR
manager,"If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who
doesn't exist, cannot have the job.

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10
in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10 Kg
tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less
than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the
operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that
he
can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return
late

Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart,
then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years
later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started
to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He
called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the
conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man
replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You
don't
have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine
what you could have been if you had an email?!!" The man thought for a
while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"

Moral of the story:
1) Internet is not the solution to your life.
2) If you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.

__________________

ladkian kaanch ki chorion ki tarah hoti hai
qaim rahain to shaan badhati hain.
Or ager toot jaen to koi bhi unhen samait ker apne hath zakhmi nahi kerta
dedicated to all girls
www.momnagull.com

 
momna gull's Avatar
momna gull
Moderator


Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Karachi
Posts: 1,015
Program / Discipline: M.Com
Views: 1201
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 08-03-2010, 05:40 PM
momna gull's Avatar
Moderator


 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Karachi
Posts: 1,015
Program / Discipline: M.Com
momna gull is a name known to allmomna gull is a name known to allmomna gull is a name known to allmomna gull is a name known to allmomna gull is a name known to allmomna gull is a name known to all
Send a message via MSN to momna gull Send a message via Yahoo to momna gull
Default Re: If have an E.mail Then ..........

ToiletCleaner.pps
courtesy:Raheel
__________________

ladkian kaanch ki chorion ki tarah hoti hai
qaim rahain to shaan badhati hain.
Or ager toot jaen to koi bhi unhen samait ker apne hath zakhmi nahi kerta
dedicated to all girls
www.momnagull.com
Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
email


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
What your E-mail Address Say: Raheel Quotes 0 13-07-2010 12:55 PM
G-Mail ab aik or Naiey Andaz se aap k Samney....!! kutkutariyaan PC and Windows Tutorial 1 19-10-2009 06:50 PM
Mail.google.com is down off... .BZU. Daily News And halat-e-hazra 0 02-09-2009 02:10 AM
What you like All-new yahoo mail or yahoo mail classic usman_latif_ch Chit Chat 0 26-06-2009 02:52 PM
My Stupid Yahoo Mail Box usman_latif_ch Chit Chat 4 08-05-2009 07:28 AM

Best view in Firefox
Almuslimeen.info | BZU Multan | Dedicated server hosting
Note: All trademarks and copyrights held by respective owners. We will take action against any copyright violation if it is proved to us.

All times are GMT +5. The time now is 10:16 AM.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.